In the spirit of Jonathan Swift and his
A Modest Proposal, I've found a solution to two problems nagging at the Long Beach city council.
Today (April 30, 2009) the Los Angeles Times reported a possible scheme to transform the Queen Mary from questionable asset to profit center: a transformation that would set her sailing again.
At the same time, the city continues to grapple with the growing issue of homelessness. Indeed, many in the city's neighborhoods are getting worked up over the city's proposed land deal with the Defense Department to obtain control of the Schroeder Hall site for use as a police sub-station, with the stipulation that a facility to assist the homeless be added next to the city's health department in a light industrial area down the street.
Why not kill two birds with one stone? Use the old Queen as an enticement to the city's homeless--lure them on board with the promise of a better life--bring them out to sea (international waters, of course) and pitch them overboard!
It's a solution old Jonathan would likely approve of...and might even become the subject of a tawdry made-for-TV movie (another possible source of income for beleaguered Long Beach!)